toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via ultime-fauchelevent)

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via ruinedchildhood)

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via shit-onna-bun)

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7th Heaven marijuana scene with Inception music

(Source: st0ner-c0mics, via ruinedchildhood)

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